You and your husband are the only ones awake and you announce you need to potty.
You put the kids in bed hours ago but Disney/Nick Jr is still playing in the background
You have rules such as- 1. No licking the cat. 2. No licking the door. 3. No licking your sister and 4. No throwing objects at the cat.
You know the pain of stepping on a Shopkinz toy (hurts worse than a Lego)
You have to buy a new vacuum almost annually due to overuse.
Your shampooer is constantly out and running.
You have random stains in your mattress, mattress pad, couch and chairs- you’re not sure what they are but you know it’s food.