Tag: funny parenting
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Three year olds say some of the funniest things
My three year old has my imagination. She is always someone different. Yesterday, she was Doc McStuffins and I was her patient. “You have a bleed on your cheek. When your cheek has a bleed on it, I’ll get some cheek paste for the bleed.” She got sick one day, I’m guessing from drinking too…
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I finally figured out the secret to a clean house
Lock the husband and kids out. Maybe all of us can go live somewhere else and just sleep on the beds. I think that’s the only way I’ll keep my house clean for now…
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Rules of my home
No matter how old you are or who you are, nobody is to lick the cat There will be no throwing of chairs or any other objects at the cat The cat is to be pet on demand and fed every time someone goes into the kitchen. The cat food is FOR the cat, it…
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You Know You’re A Parent When…
You and your husband are the only ones awake and you announce you need to potty. You put the kids in bed hours ago but Disney/Nick Jr is still playing in the background You have rules such as- 1. No licking the cat. 2. No licking the door. 3. No licking your sister and 4.…