My three year old has my imagination. She is always someone different.
Yesterday, she was Doc McStuffins and I was her patient.
“You have a bleed on your cheek. When your cheek has a bleed on it, I’ll get some cheek paste for the bleed.”
She got sick one day, I’m guessing from drinking too much soy milk before her meal. She threw up in the restaurant and asked my mom “what is that? That’s not my favorite thing.”
I guess it’s good to know that throwing up isn’t her favorite.
Another time, I got glutened. We went out to eat when it kicked in (almost exactly 12 hours later) and I was sitting in the restaurant crying unable to move or sit still. She had to run over and inform the waitress mommy was sick, then she had to tell every single customer that we walked past that mommy was sick.
She has also announced to all of Walmart that “that milk is diarrhea” or “that juice is diarrhea”
She is learning and she now verifying with me if food is “diarrhea” or safe and is doing a good job avoiding “diarrhea’ foods.
What are some of the funnier things your young kids have said?